Take for instance our Fat Beds ™, yes, real fat beds. Comfortable and
how. You wont just sleep like a baby, you'll dream like one too.
Coupled with classy furniture with cutting edge ergonomic designs, a
cool wooden floor, sexiest bathroom-in-town… you will end up wondering
why you hadn't come aboard earlier. Not to mention the high speed
internet connection, massive high definition television, sound
technology from Bose, auto blinds, i-pod docks, the best in-room menu,
your own percolator, so on and so forth…

You name it. We got it.

Or we'll get it.

And as for the view, come to the top floor. Ask for the Strip.
Or if you can afford it, just book any of our suites.

Now, do we sound snooty to you? If so, pardon us